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her proudest achievement was staying blonde

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she could see no good reason to act her age

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stop me before I volunteer again

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honey, you couldn't handle half of me

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"high maintenance" doesn't begin to cover it

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I love not camping

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damn straight I keep score

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she had not yet decided whether to use her powers
for good... or for evil

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...and best of all is the matching thong

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think of me as a challenge

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guess where I'm tatooed

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an attitude is a terrible thing to waste

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